Liscky's Place

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I can also be found in Liscky Land, working at life.

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers, via liamdryden)

Half done, some very dirty feet, and I’d like to say I dived in the pool…. But I don’t have one…. So I just hosed down instead!

Half done, some very dirty feet, and I’d like to say I dived in the pool…. But I don’t have one…. So I just hosed down instead!

Project for today! Try and clear as many of these weeds as I can from the would be vegetable patch, without passing out in the heat… #gardeninginabikini #Spain #LisckyLand http://ift.tt/1w54ORX

Project for today! Try and clear as many of these weeds as I can from the would be vegetable patch, without passing out in the heat… #gardeninginabikini #Spain #LisckyLand http://ift.tt/1w54ORX

Best tripadviser review and response ever! (must be read in a dodgy Scottish accent)

(Source: tripadvisor.com)