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i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
Eye on Spain blog post: How To Successfully Not Learn Spanish (Complete with handy excuses)
I am just full of useless info!
Project for today! Try and clear as many of these weeds as I can from the would be vegetable patch, without passing out in the heat… #gardeninginabikini #Spain #LisckyLand http://ift.tt/1w54ORX